Monday, February 09, 2004

WHITE STRIPES GET THE SHAFT. DEAD GUY WINS GRAMMY.


Despite winning two well deserved Grammys for best rock song and best alternative album, The White Stripes got the shaft, losing out to a dead guy for best rock performance of the year.

Other winners included the talentless Beyonce and the cowardly Justin Timberlake, who had to apologize yet again like a weinie before the Grammy Cops would let his lame ass onstage.

"What occurred was unintentional, completely regrettable, and I apologize if you guys are offended." whined the bearded moron.

The only bright spots in an otherwise colorless evening came when The White Stripes performed a blazing version of "Seven Nation Army" and Pink won a Grammy: "Best Female Rock Vocal Performance" for her song "Trouble"

Otherwise the whole thing pretty much sucked.

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