Tuesday, March 30, 2004

This is America. People do whatever the fuck they feel like doing, you got a problem with that? Because they have a right to. And because they have guns and no one can fucking stop them. As a result, this country has one of the worst economies in the world. When it gets down to it...There's only four things we do better than anyone else:

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—excerpt from Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, 1992

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