Reasons For Not Posting Much In The Last Lunar Cycle

The comic art of James Jean

R E A S O N S: Because I haven't felt like it. Because I'm gearing up for Halloween. Certain people have been torturing cats and that made me feel blue. I have finger cancer and dammit, it hurts. Also, certain people have deleted my link from their blogs and I am sad. Various other reasons. But most of all because I've single-handedly dragged the internet kicking and screaming into the 21st Century, and am weary.

Every episode of The Simpsons online via metafilter and a very fine piece of micro fiction.